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bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.
Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.
by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011
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bitter bombing

(v.) The curmudgeon’s online equivalent to glitter bombing. The act of attacking someone on a blog or website comments page without warning or provocation just because you’re a bitter old bastard that has absolutely nothing constructive to add to the discussion and you enjoy being a complete dick.
We were having this really engaging online debate the other day until that douche bag “4skin” showed up and begin bitter bombing everyone. Yeah, that pretty much killed it.
by Jurgis Rudkus December 23, 2011
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bitterspousing

The act of saying unkind, critical, cranky, peevish things about your spouse while both you and your spouse are in the company of others, often as a passive-aggressive way to make a point *to* your spouse about some trait or behavior that you find problematic, in the guise of conversing with others.
Guys, enough bitterspousing already! Let's all have fun tonight!

Jim and Cheryl ruined the evening with their constant bitterspousing.
by DoobyMaryJ April 20, 2012
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Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012
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Bitterocracy

Living life perpetually and profoundly bitter about everything. Usually identified by the prolific amount of political bumper stickers adorning their car. Enjoys driving well below the speed limit in the fast-lane.

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He's living in a state of total Bitterocracy.
by OriginalRecipe November 2, 2012
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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bitter fish

People who don't want a hug from a hugslut
That bitter fish wouldn't accept my hug :(
by Gold_Pharmacy May 15, 2016
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