Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006

Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt

Come open this bible *winks*

by oovaa January 1, 2021

Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper

The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.

by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014

Biblical Times

An informal way of saying Old School Clothes

Dude: "Ay yo man. Look at my bathing apes. They're shit cool ain't it bruh?"

"No it ain't. The fuck is that Biblical times bullshit bruh"

by RandomInternetUser January 13, 2018

bible humper

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010