serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.

Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."

by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007

cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

by liz December 31, 2003

Precious Little Bean

The sweetest, most pure person you know. They always surprise you with how adorable they are and you just want to cuddle them 24/7 for being SO PRECIOUS!

Girlfriend: "Dominick is just the most precious little bean. He's such a sweetheart!"

by Snugglemuffin_sunny October 27, 2021

Green Bean

The term used to describe an excellent release, whether in NBA 2K or in real life.

That’s a green bean, he’s making that.

by JollyisMemes March 13, 2019

jelly bean

Someone who acts/plays hard headed, but really is soft at heart. Like how a jelly bean is hard on the ouside and soft in the middle.

"Thats my brother, Ant. I call him jelly bean. Hard headed on the outside, soft on the inside."
From the movie; ATL

by Nick Meers July 9, 2006

Sean Bean

Sexy man who has had a disproportionate number of dramatic death scenes in major movies. Hot. Gorgeous. SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.

He's a Boro-Bean!

by kerplunkymunky March 11, 2004

Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...

"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"

by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010