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Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night
by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018
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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Dana Bashing

To ask incredibly pointed, GOP-based, questions of a candidate, then to interrupt them before their substantive answer can be heard in a public debate.
During the last CNN debate, Sen. Warren was repeatedly Dana Bashed, especially when the answers were so effective. Dana Bashing must be CNN’s news protocol.
by Pastor Agnostic August 1, 2019
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bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.
Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.
by naked big guy October 20, 2009
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Batting Clean-up

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."
by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010
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hipster bashing

An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
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