bash sand

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

christmas bashing

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way.

last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse.

by shoobeedoo777 December 06, 2011

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 18, 2019

Bash[bosh]

She has a bash in between her ass

“Wow have u seen how many bashboshshe has on her booty”

by hshvsv e naiaib July 18, 2023

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014

hang bash

Noun - a P1 gathering usually involving a 2 to 1 sausage to jug ratio. **ratio swings to 1 to 2 sausage/jug if man boobs are included.

Ex: Peggy and Donna couldn't keep their boobies to themselves at last night's Hang Bash.

by Jiggity McDiggity May 13, 2014

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010