Air Bandit

An “Air Bandit” is someone who is a waste of oxygen. Or is “stealing” oxygen hence Air Bandit.

You are such an Air Bandit!

by Bandito John January 20, 2022

Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019

Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Masked Bandits

A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits

Brooo there's something in my attic

Maybe it's the Masked Bandits

by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017

Butterscotch Bandit

A guy who likes to lick the anus of his lover.

Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .

by Mark from Dallas November 23, 2020

PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.

Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!

by HBICONE April 20, 2017