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A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea
God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024
mugGet the God spelled backwards is dogmug.

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.
Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!
by Storythistle March 9, 2017
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backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.
by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023
mugGet the backwards fucking pageantrymug.

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission
Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!
by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023
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Backwards toolbelt

When a male tradie is working at a male homosexuals house, and the homosexual is watching way too intensely.
Mate, I had a job today and had to pull out the old backwards toolbelt.
by Mad goat January 29, 2020
mugGet the Backwards toolbeltmug.

backwards hoe

Stop being a backwards hoe!
by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017
mugGet the backwards hoemug.

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area

Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.
Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!
by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021
mugGet the Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Areamug.

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