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Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
She said to me "I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". I replied " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
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Kane Armstrong

Kane a small man with a small penis uselly hides his relashionships from friends
by Big man with a beard July 2, 2018
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Armstrong bc

Armstrong bc is a shit hicktown town full of old people and farmers and nothing to do the most you can do is play frogger in the highway
by Shithole of a town February 8, 2019
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Rodney Armstrong

The first man to purchase a Cher CD, scented candles, and Crocs in a single transaction (Scott Hilburn Reference)
Man, you're following in the legacy of Rodney Armstrong with that purchase!
by lankyy May 29, 2018
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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022
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