Cory Armstrong

A bald bearded man keeping you big as hell.

Cory Armstrong keeping you big as hell.

by CoryArmstrongFitnessOfficial March 12, 2024

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

by tsddan December 30, 2023

Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013

Armstrong

The first to do something

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.

by myarmstrong July 22, 2024

emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025

ryan armstrong

The best human alive

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!

by RDA18Music October 14, 2021