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Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.
-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
by neobwa October 22, 2014
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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"
by tsddan December 30, 2023
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Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.
"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"
by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013
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Armstrong

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.
by myarmstrong July 22, 2024
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emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)
by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025
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ryan armstrong

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!
by RDA18Music October 14, 2021
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