Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

String em up and shiv their ankles

To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."

anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord

by anklefetish12 May 10, 2017

He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

Ankling

To stick your whole foot down to the ankle into an orifice.

Yoo Becky a freak, she had me ankling her last night in bed. I thought my foot was never going to come out.

by 54231658343216854765213 January 23, 2021

Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

broke dem ankles

When you try to shoot a basketball and your not that good, or someone gets in front of you and trips you up, or maybe if your like me,Riley Walker and you can trip over ABSOLUTLY NOTHING.

Any time i play basketball. Dang she just broke dem ankles.

by Riley Walker November 7, 2018