An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
by The most awesome person EVER August 03, 2021
by Hayesy2801 May 06, 2024
A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 03, 2024
by googleman1 April 21, 2015
IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?
Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...
Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...
by Kenshen107 August 06, 2019
A pathetic fake second account used by people shunned by society for the purpose of watching people who have ostricized them. It is as sad as it sounds; they're watching people who don't want them around from the anonymnity of the internet. In real life you'd get arrested.
GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC
GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC
"It joined at the same time as that troll and they know what's being said in the room. It's definitely their spy account."
by [CaveJohnson] September 21, 2023