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abercrombie

Abercrummy. A sweat shop for caucasins where you get brainwashed into "living the lifestyle". I should know, I was a store manager!
I used to work at Abercrummy.
by GG November 13, 2003
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abercrombie

A store which I refuse to go into. Upon entering the dark, loud, smelly shit-hole, you immediately feel very gay. The only reason people buy anything from Abercrombie is to be socially accepted. Have no friends? Sell your dignity and buy some Abercrombie shit rags to gain some fake, materialistic frinds in an instant. Do you realize that when you buy an abercrombie shirt that says "ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH" on the front of it, you are advertising their product? And do you realize that you are paying them $50 to advertise their product? Do you see whats wrong there, you degenerate dip-shits? In case you don't.... THEY SHOULD BE PAYING YOU! Upon being insulted for wearing such lame clothing, an abercrombie wearer's only defense is "You can't afford it" Can't afford it? No... Anyone can go out and buy at least one $50 shirt. We're just not retarded enough to buy it. Our self-esteem hasn't reached the point where we feel we must buy our way into society. Abercrombie wearer's have brought the modern meaning to the term "douche-bag". Some asshole with gelled hair, a popped collar, pre-ripped faded acid wash jeans, and rainbows. But rainbows are a whole other story.
Abercrombie Douche #1- "Bro, I was talking to this fine-ass bitch the other night, and I swear, I almost fucked her..."

Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."
by track001 February 11, 2007
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Aberystwyth

A large town in Wales, administrative hub of Ceredigion.

It's also devoid of any redeeming features, and brings bad luck on any unlucky enough to visit the place. A haven for scallies from the valleys.

Inhabited by students (Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!), english ex pats, and (mainly) a peculiar brand of Welsh who are neither taff nor gog.

Apart from the sea and greenery (available countrywide!) it's literally the end of the line, with appalling nightlife, idiot promoters, and substandard venues.
A good example is visiting there to play a gig, finding the venue to be totally unsuitable, and then driving down the highstreet after the gig at night only to get FORCED INTO A WALL BY SCALLIES RACING DOWN THE STREET.

Diolch yn fawr Aber!
by Saeson July 19, 2005
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Abercromboid

"I couldn't get past that flock of Abercromboids in the food court."
by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005
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abercrombie

The kids store of Abercrombie and Fitch. It has the same relation to A&F as Gap Kids has to Gap.
I don't really think an example is needed.
by Matt April 17, 2005
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abercombie and fitch

An overpriced label of clothing worn mostly by teens with either rich or overcompensating parents, preppies of any age, and people who just like to waste their money. American Eagle (also an overpriced, boring line of clothing) plus a 15% price increase.
Omigod! I just got, like, the cuuuutest tshirt at A&F! Only $45, and it looks like I got it at Value Village! Like, what a deal!
by blomee October 22, 2003
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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

One of the coolest clothing stores on the planet. Awesome cloths with great styles.
Abercrombie and Fitch is my favorite store!!!
by Abercrombielover May 13, 2005
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