Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.
Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"
Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".
Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".
by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

Extreme desire of an automobile. Usually happens after driving an awesome car, usually a friend's or a rental.
by ergo lady February 10, 2010

A small car with only two doors and push forward seats that all students seem to have. Usually in silver or red. Around 4 or 5 lanky students try and squash into this small car and all of them try and call shotgun in a bid to be least squashed. Blasting alternative mainstream from their radios.
by RainbowDust May 19, 2008

When you get fucked so good in the moment you feel no pain. But the next morning you feel so sore it's like you were in a car wreck.
" Yo, I car wrecked my girl last night so bad she gotta call out of work."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
by Sampy&Stumpy June 16, 2017

A desirable event that has taken place and afterwords feels ephemeral; A pleasant period of time that seems unreal; based off of a song by "The Cure"
"I worry that the week I spent with you was a total mint car and means nothing anymore" "Last night was fucking awesome! It feels like a total mint car"
by Nickman69 June 30, 2009

Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
by Car abuser February 14, 2022
