Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight

Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.

by Beastslayer0915 October 19, 2020

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

magnapinna squid

A species of rare, deep sea squid that can grow up to 26 ft (8 meters) long

Do you know what a magnapinna squid

is?

by Psychomaneshark December 22, 2022

Dill Squid

A term for a white fatass

Bro that obese dude is such a Dill Squid!!!!

by youllnevereverfindmelol May 22, 2021

Squid Dumpster

A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.

That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.

by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 19, 2010

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018