jolly spritzer

Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.

I was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so I made him a jolly spritzer .

by hotandflustered January 20, 2014

A Jolly

To fiddle with bollocks uncontrollably

Joe looks like he's having a jolly today!

by Shaky Pop January 30, 2014

Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.

Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?

by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022

Jolly Whomper

In American Slang: An overly large poop.

Man I just dropped a JOLLY WHOMPER in the toilet, dont go in there for at least an hour.

by DIK So Large January 08, 2022

Jolly-Lemon

a lemon that is or can be jolly

wow that's a real jolly-lemon

by your personal describer September 13, 2016

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 04, 2019

Jolly-Whomp

Done with force

The dog was attacking me so I jolly-whomped it right on the head!

by Jolly jolly-whomper January 16, 2009