Jim Roll

Noun: Particularly bad rolls of dice, a commonly used term when engaged in table-top gaming (and/or gambling).

Named as such for the famously bad rolls of 'Jim'.

"I hit him with two quickened, empowered magic missiles."

(rolls 10d4, gets 10 '1's)

"Oh crimeny, I got a damn Jim Roll. Take... 25 damage."

by Crispy (LS) September 8, 2005

Jim Donny

A Jim Donny is slang for a Jam (jelly) filled doughnut. Usually referred to when under the influence of cannabis

“Hey babe, fancy a bloody Jim Donny?”

by Theguitarshopguy April 23, 2022

Jim's mom

A bloated sasuage chewing wine.o whose nipples smell like beer and stale cigars.

Did you see that bloated sausage chewing wine.o , her nipples smell like beer and stale cigars...
Yeah that's Jim's mom

by larryu December 17, 2014

sand jim

A Sand Jim is when someone giving oral sex fills their mouth with sand and proceeds to blow your pingus til the reciever finishes in your beachy mouth.

"I was really missing the beach so my girl gave me a hot Sand Jim"

by animevhspapa January 14, 2018

Jim Cramer

Another name for a dingleberry.

Man, all these Jim Cramers stuck to my ass

by Ransarot July 16, 2022

jim-stick

Usually used to refer to the member of a male with the names James, Jimmy, or Jim. Usually well hung and of the chivalrous and troublesome type. The Jim stick is very versitile and favors much smaller petit women who are easily man handled in the bedroom.

1.I gave that girl the jim-stick last night and she loved it.
2.She was craving my jim-stick.

by b-weid March 3, 2009

Jim Steyer

The person who created Common Sense Media... a website that gives all M-rated games an 18+ rating when really teens could probably handle them. Common Sense Media sux

Man, why did Jim Steyer found that stupid website?

by chezi tacos February 20, 2021