jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.

Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.

by go4bigfuzz June 28, 2016

jar squater

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass

remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.

by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009

clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female

yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

by ACE uncle tony May 14, 2011

Tard Jar

Beyond regarded.

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.

by The Sofa King March 17, 2004

Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.

Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!

by Pedophile Santa November 14, 2011

jar job

Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).

Anthony loves his nightly jar job.

by Martyrdom February 5, 2016

jar

looking at all of my friend Josh's definitions of green day song's...much have been fuckin high when he wrote this 1. left 2 pursue his dreams? the guy in the song, Jason Relva, died of a fuckin O.D. good job, josh!

my friend drove off the other day and now hes gone and all they say is u gotta live cause life goes on

by Mike_Dirnt September 4, 2004