Gage Slyman

A person who destroys somebody's dreams by pulling out their happy trail.

He just had to be a Gage Slyman and pull out my happy trail at lacrosse practice.

by foreskinlover October 15, 2010

Gage

A DUMBASSS!!!!

ur such a Gage

by tyronecoachella January 22, 2023

Gage Sized

Someone who is similar in stature and standard measurements to Gage C.

“That guy is kinda cute but he’s Gage Sized….😬”

by PermGirl69 October 7, 2022

Gage and abby

THE BIGGEST FATTEST PLUMPEST DIALATED FATASSES EVER (they eat so much food they walk around and the floors break they say their ass shake when really its all the belly rolls…)

Hey have you heard of gage and abby?

Oh the biggies?

Yeah!

by Jerseyahhaha November 28, 2023

Gage kukucka

Little princess

He’s being a gage kukucka in the best way possible

by anonymous November 13, 2022

gage

a bottom

"WOAH, look at that gage"
"HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG FAT GAGE"

by ababababaabbbababaaba January 1, 2023

Gage

A piss baby

“You’re being such a Gage right now.”

by Bonqueefa November 24, 2023