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Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.
Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.
by Tmpr October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and give you a blow job
by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job
“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop
by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth
Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.
by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020
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Sloppy dallas

when you get a blowjob from a chick that packed a fat lip of dip
guy 1 “hey dude this chick just gave me sloppy dallas”
guy 2 “eww dude that’s awesome
by DipLipDaddy October 15, 2020
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A blowjob in which the giver (and possibly the recipient as well) has a mouth full of dipping tobacco
Nothin' like a sloppy dallas to make your dick go numb
by sloppyslut October 15, 2020
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