Jordan

A super kind man very handsome, girl magnet blond hair eyes to attract girls from anywhere

Man his eyes are so beautiful he must be a Jordan!~

by Jumican December 11, 2016

jordan

A really loud person who has a lot of immature friends. she loves her friends more than herself (sometimes not always). likes to be a good friend. smart but doesnt show it all the time.
can discuss any topic wether it sex, penises or any other gross topic. a really really really really good friend
will always be there for you so hang onto her. Its good to have one. I LOVE the jordan that i have as a friend. i luv u JORDAN DROUHARD!!!!!!!!

that girl is really loud but is a good friend
yeah thats jordan

by F R A N K I E D E V E S O April 12, 2014

Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 5, 2015

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019