gorilla mint

a mentholated ciggeratte to a ghetto black person

hey brother ya spare me a gorrilla mint?

by patch man September 8, 2005

gorilla press

Performing coitus with a female in the "doggie" position whilst using ones arms to vigorously push/pull their pelvis up and down one's cock. (the act resembling the motions of a roosting gorilla)

"I was pulling some mad monkey tag on her and decided to pick up to full on gorilla press dude."

by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003

Gorilla Chest

When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.

Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.

by VelvetC February 26, 2011

Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire

That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette

by D the M May 17, 2011

Gorilla pose

When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out

Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad

by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017

Gorilla Grippers

Gorilla grippers are weirdly shapes toes that may be odd to the Human eye

Natalyn: Look at my Gorilla Grippers

Clover: Put those Gorilla Grippers away, they are traumatizing!

by Clvo_nato1289 January 15, 2022

River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009