Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.
Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)
by Ron February 6, 2004
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douche bag

a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.
kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida
by lilrob April 17, 2006
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dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
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Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).
"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."
by He of One Letter May 21, 2009
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Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
by karment August 26, 2010
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Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
by Mibewt December 29, 2009
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pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)
"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."
by derek June 19, 2006
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