David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed

I will clap you with david

by Thebigboid October 3, 2018

David

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .

David knocked jaun on his ass

by Davidisthebestdt September 25, 2018

David

A Assain like Assainkiller90074_rblx

Wow you are a David

by Mr.advertiserfriendlysundays June 29, 2018

David

He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.

person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb

by marioman04 November 14, 2019

david

david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho

Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!

Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david

by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018