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One Hole Wonder

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.
Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.
by turkeyyummay February 15, 2009
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Wander

The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.

A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.

The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.
Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."

All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.
by Wander January 28, 2008
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wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.
1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.
by Tukwi April 26, 2010
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Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Gameless Wonder

1. One who only has the ability to get laid once a millenia.

2. Someone who can only hit on chicks that are either married, engaged, lesbian, or have a boyfriend.
Ryan is the gameless wonder, the last time he got any was with his Ex 3 years ago.
by Wingman 1369 January 6, 2007
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one hit wonder

extremely potent marijuana: One good hit of it will get you very high. It's usually bright green and loaded with crystals...the best stuff you can get.
Take a puff of this one hit wonder...it's insane!
by Bentech January 5, 2005
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wonder waffle

VERB: whenever you are doing something and you get extremely lucky. NOUN: Can also mean that something you recently attained is epic , beast , awesome or etc. relates to a gun in nazi zombies.
Example 1

Person 1: Wow i get a A+ on my test and i guessed through the entire thing!
Person 2: wow you got a wonder waffle

Example 2

Person 1: dude check out my new skateboard!
Person 2: well thats a wonder waffle.

epic awesome cool the bomb tight
by hamsterman123 January 10, 2011
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