bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 24, 2016

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

Wookie-ing

2 people with excessive amounts of genital hair having sex

I was Wookie-ing my girl all night

by Onzic June 3, 2018

Pookie Wookie

Thats what u call a friend who does nice things for you (eg. head). He´s one of your favorite people and when you see him ,u get an insane amount of dopamine in your hormone system.

friend: hey did u see xx today?
me: you mean pookie wookie?
friend: yeah he is supposed to be here at 8
me: ok

by banani_sigmaskibidi April 15, 2024

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022

Wookie diraslop

A concoction of any ingredients you have around the house to make a drink.

“Yo you wanna go out tonight”

“ nah I’d rather just sit at home and make some wookie diraslop”

by Bennygang123 June 11, 2018

Wookie

A derogatory term given to free folk. Given to those that choose a more natural free lifestyle. Originally based from star wars. Now subject to trademark infringements and derogatory branding in the cannabis industry.

The only brush that wookie knows, is the ones he sleeps under.

by Ergovega May 2, 2018