Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Nathan’s Wind

Nathan’s Wind is when a Nathan blows on you. This is a rare event since Nathan’s will only blow on you when there only sexually attracted to you. If you are given Nathan’s wind then you must tell all of your friends. This is also very similar to Jacob’s Wind.

Omg! I just got Nathan’s wind I’m so lucky!

by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021

Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018

Pigeon Wind

A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).

When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.

by BBeans November 22, 2010

Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.

Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.

by Escote January 18, 2015