I am so McGyver

I can do anything.

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!

by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011

I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

i am a rap god

Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music

you are not a rap god i am a rap god

by eminem og July 26, 2023