lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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welcome to the final test

welcome to your final test im mrbeast you can scraped the s since i never miss a beat
welcome to the final test is the first line of MR BEAST
by when you bottom text February 19, 2023
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 02, 2023
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welcome and goodbye

to feel the warmth brought within your skin.
welcome and goodbye, rae.
by bigtiddylover September 18, 2022
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Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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