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Welcome back

A welcome is something you'll never need from anybody when you're home, in your own neighborhood, especially not from someone that isn't even from your neighborhood.
The outsiders were always the first ones to try to welcome back the guy to his own home and neighborhood for some reason. The people that were also from the neighborhood originally weren't overly curious or interested in what the guy was doing, they also weren't the ones always trying to change the neighborhood, that was mostly outsiders or newcomers doing that. Most people originally from there liked things the way they always had been, without needing them to change.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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Welcome to Costa Rica

A term used when a situation goes wrong or something major happens that you can't form better words to describe it.
Girl my mom just fell through the attic! "Well welcome to Costa Rica!"
by dez.1212 November 29, 2025
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Welcome to Beverly Hills

The act of putting on a facade. To pretend everything is great when all Hell is breaking loose. The smile we show the public to hide our pain and turmoil. To be used sarcastically.
Your friend asks, "Hey, How are ya?" You respond sarcastically, "Welcome to Beverly Hills." They say, "That good huh?" and you're like "Yeah, everything is just fabulous."
by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025
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Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.
Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...
by Batcat21st September 4, 2018
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Yass...Boyle...You...Are...Welcome...Yass

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Person 343: Yass...Boyle...You...Are...Welcome...Yass
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Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.
That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.
by Miles long August 21, 2023
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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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