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Weinerhouse

Secondary name derived of thirteenth century English heritage; Secondary name to butchers who kept a supply of bull penis in their homes.
Son please go see Sir William Weinerhouse and purchase three bull penises from him. We are going to have a feast.
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Weiner pocket

A weiner pocket is a pocket in which you insert your weiner into a girl's Coochie(Pussy, Cooter, Va-j-j; or also know as Jordan Boston).
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Sentence: Let me stick my weiner in your weiner pocket.
Sentence: Wow! That's a nice hot, sticky, tight, weiner pocket you have.
by Chris Garn October 9, 2007
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wienerschmuzzle

a stretegically inserted penis in someone's mouth used only when said recipient will not be quite. usually done with brute force.
Toots used a wienerschmuzzle on that little Angel down the hall because he said "who turned that perfectly good water into wine" (as in 2 buck chuck)
by Princess of Wood June 22, 2008
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Weiner Chested

When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple.
GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!!
by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009
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Weiner squeezin'

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!
by jakerater July 22, 2009
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Weiner

Person who is a middle aged Congressman who lies to the media about sexting young girls and sending photos of his genitalia.
My daughter was sexted by a 'weiner'.
by Neck Puck Suck Mo December 8, 2011
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David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.
David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office
by The man in the back April 2, 2019
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