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Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke
Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday
by Choking dem homies December 19, 2021
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Waste-of-Life Wednesday

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!
by Alisha Boom Boom February 10, 2010
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Wednesday Suit Day

A tradition in which it is customary to wear a suit on the last Wednesday of each month. The origins of "Wednesday Suit Day" are widely debated: some believe it dates back to 19th Century England when, typically on Wednesdays, Parliament was held and all members were required to dress in formal attire. Others believe the "Wednesday Suit Day" tradition began irrationally in Richmond, VA, when two co-workers agreed upon the last Wednesday of each month being a day suitable for suit wearing. Many agree that "Wednesday Suit Day" finds it's genesis from a high school senior taking fictitious character "Barney"'s command to "Suit Up!" from the American TV series "How I Met Your Mother" a little too seriously. Although the background is undetermined, many people still honor the Wednesday Suit Day tradition today.
"Hey, Logan, what are you wearing to class tomorrow?"
"First off: weird question. Second: it's Wednesday Suit Day, suit up!"
by Zaphod_Beelbebr0x November 29, 2012
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Double shower Wednesday

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...
“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”
by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020
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6 Kinds of Wednesday

When someone's really really high on e's and has definitely dropped one too many, off their tits, off tap, so far gone it hurts etc.
Similar to Taking the garlic bread out of the oven.
Person 1: "That tweaker is 6 kinds of Wednesday, look at him go!"
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's a lot of Wednesdays..
Person 1: "Yeah he's taking the garlic bread out of the oven.."
by babom July 17, 2007
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White Girl Wednesday

Involves white girls (obvi) Usually enjoyed with Starbucks, Ugg boots, Leggings, and Vickies Secret. On WGW many selfies/mirror pics are taken. Lots of screaming occurs and drama appears. Also involves others besides white girls.

i.e
Any race any gender as long as there are uggs involved along with Starbucks, leggings and/or Spanks.
#WGW

Her pic on insta was TOTES WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAY!
by WhiteGIrll23 November 6, 2013
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ash wednesday

ash wed makes me hungry.
by op March 11, 2004
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