double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

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royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

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you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

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chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...

Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

by tony ripper July 21, 2009

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The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

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