A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .
Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
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Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep
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"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."
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eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.
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