Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.

Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.

by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018

minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson

the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss

by TOB fo eva March 13, 2005

violin player

Someone who cuts themselves

" she's a try hard punk who became a violin player"

by HazarNiggar October 3, 2018

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Violin Money

the act of stealing one's violin to sell it to get money to buy some opium.

kid: somebody stole my violin

dad: probably just needed some violin money.

by big Don J March 31, 2009

Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!

by OzEden September 16, 2006

ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007