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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?
Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!
by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020
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A very very long time

When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!
WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021
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Prof verrando

ha i suoni tribali nel cervello
Gugu Gaga scimia cervello

Lo zoo è casa sua
Scimia calabrese
I cannoni fanno male amïo
Sei tu la tribale qui, ma se vuoi veniamo con le piume domani e con i vestiti da tribali
E con le clave e le fogliette per darle fuoco
Prof verrando: Ragazzi non voglio sentire suoni tribali! VOGLIO SAPERE CHI È IL COLPEVOLE

SEI STATO TU? TU
NO SCOMMETTO CHE SEI STATO TU

MI DA FASTIDIO IL VOSTRO BRUSIO

NON URLATE
by Ajaxchilde October 28, 2021
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So very damn much

The amount of love Zach has for Joni Butler
"I love you so very damn much, Joni Butler"
by Reltubhcaz1977 December 19, 2021
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im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic
by dic man December 21, 2022
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wow that's very epic

(Gamer) wow that's very epic. (Guy) you virgin.
by ere ds February 20, 2019
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