That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015
by Boneberker October 09, 2017
Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.
by Nordic Beasty February 04, 2018
When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it
I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.
by RawlinsAchademy October 25, 2017
The smokey viking, Is a sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen. then ride one another bareback.
by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021
The smokey viking, A sexual act where two people cover their generals in warm coals from a fire and mud from a pig pen, then ride each other bare back.
by Johnjamesmate December 20, 2021
When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.
Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!
by Heckle May 30, 2022