Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

on velvet

"on velvet" means things are going very well

I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.

by dima1206 June 22, 2017

Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.

Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer

by Rfrozy September 2, 2017

Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.

Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”

by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025

Velvet sleeve

A nice shaven vagina.
A mate thats a minge.

You my friend are a right velvet sleeve.
She had a nice velvet sleeve

by Golly21 October 23, 2018

Red Velvet

Used by the African American /BPOC community to refer to a person with red hair.

“Make sure to invite the red velvet to the cookout on Sunday.”

by Firebirb August 7, 2025

velvet

velvet

"i'm velvet"
"have you heard of velvet they're really cool"

by foomfs September 16, 2020