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Urban Dictionary

A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
by foff123 June 2, 2011
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(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.
Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008
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A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
by Millsy86 January 12, 2012
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The best dictionary in the world where you can type in your own definitions about celebrities or anything you like. It's awesome!
Tim: Hey I have a doubt about this definition.
Mary: Go to urban dictionary you get all sorts of definitions
by asdjkiilka December 23, 2020
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A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
by EneMalicious November 4, 2011
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A place where sexists (mostly feminists), racists, sex-obsessed teenagers, people who can't spell, ignorance, and stereotypes come together and shitpost about things they don't like. This website is even less reliable than Wikipedia's page on men's rights activism after the recent feminist'edit-a-thon'.
Person: I looked on Urban Dictionary today, and I was trying to find a word, but all I saw was silly sex-related terms and ads.
Person 2: Yeah, that place is a shithole and should be wiped and started again with stricter moderators.
by mitch01XD September 7, 2015
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Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
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