Manchester United

The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.

Q: Who's won it ten times?

A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United

by Beks99 May 22, 2008

Man United supporter

Member of the Establishment or urban elite with an affected interest in Association Football in order to enhance their credentials as a member of the working class made good. Their declarations of loyalty to a professional football club, based adjacent to the Manchester Ship Canal but started by a group of Yorkshire railway workers, increase in intensity in direct proportion to their distance from Salford Quays. For example, many of their most fervent supporters used to be found in London but recent marketing efforts suggest that Manchester United PLC considers its consumer heartland to be in the Far East.

The most popular item on the menu at Old Trafford is believed to be the prawn sandwich.

Manchester United is simultaneously the best-supported football team in the world (due largely to its overseas fan base) and the most despised ( due largely to its arrogant assumption that it is the best supported football team in the world).

Generally held up as a shining example of all that is good about English football, this American-owned club is managed by a Scot and employs players from South America, Portugal and other far flung parts.

Genuine Man United supporters inhabit Salford and North West Manchester; for these individuals it is the most convenient football club so might be considered local.

"Which team do you support?"

"I'm a Man United supporter"

"I didn't know you hailed from the fair (though somewhat rainy) city of Manchester"

"Where's Manchester?"

by Robo283 May 1, 2008

United Kingdom

JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?

England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

United States of America

A British accident.

It's a shame the United States of America gained independance.

by Tea Party January 6, 2009

United States

Best country in the world, also home to some of the biggest dumbfucks in the world (For example: Fox "News", Rush Limbaugh, the ENTIRE Republican party). Also home to the best food on the planet: Chinese AND Mexican food

I wanted to know the truth, but when i came to the United States Fox "News" and its bullshit tricked me

by America eff ya March 4, 2010

hartlepool united

The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!

They are gonna do a Harltepool

by nim May 27, 2004

The United States of America

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016