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triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
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Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.
56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!
by aim alytics February 17, 2010
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Triple-Tweet

Accidentally sending out the same twitter tweet 3 times.
Also a really sweet (sweet meaning great) tweet.

To my knowledge, Smashing Magazine gets credit for coining the term when they accidentally sent a tweet 3 times, and used the phrase in an apology.
.@twitteridname The triple-tweet was an honest mistake. Sorry about that, guys.

.@twitteridname Thanks for the twit, that was triple-tweet!
by Dawn Yz, Devign Elements January 13, 2011
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Triple Starburst

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.
by JT83 February 28, 2011
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Triple bad

Triple bad is a term used to describe a girl or woman with good breasts, a good ass and a nice face derived from a rap group in grange school, lagos; cloud 5
Eg.
Nigga X: See that babe
Nigga Y: She's triple bad
Nigga X: Nicki minaj style
by triplebadswag December 5, 2012
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triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.
I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.
by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013
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triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995
Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!
by JimmyKristidis11 June 18, 2014
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