Tee Tots

another name for boobs

That girl has some big tee tots

by Bryce_MSU July 17, 2009

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Cherry Tootsie Pop

An act involving a menstruating woman and a second subject, in which the menstruating woman takes a mustache ride and simultaneously releases her bowels, thereby covering the subject's face in the red and brown mixture.

"Last night that kinky bitch showed me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Cherry Tootsie Pop."

by Shizzynat April 7, 2008

Tufts

Tufts: A university for kids who worked just as hard (and on occasion harder) the their Ivy peers in high school, but just weren't interesting enough to get into the Ivys.

Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.

student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?

by bored&bitter October 18, 2011

frosted tootsie roll

when a dude shits and immediately jacks-off all over his shit

"Whoa, I came on my crap!"

by Tony Rivers April 3, 2005

tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants probably won't enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006

Tootsie Trolling

Handing out tootsie rolls, the most inferior of all candy, on Halloween.

Jimothy: I heard that house over there is tootsie trolling the trick or treaters!

Bobert: Let's egg their house and slash their tires!

by Johanne "leap leap" Silver October 31, 2011