Diarrhea Dong

When a negro fucks some bitch in the ass then has the ho suck the shit off.

Hey bitch, I would really enjoy a Diarrhea Dong.

by James Dumont October 29, 2006

Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture September 15, 2007

Explosive Diarrhea

What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.

Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.

After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.

by Sincerely Jordan November 3, 2008

Diarrhea Handjob

Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form

I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob

by PRG Jen February 18, 2010

Diarrhea of the Mouth

1. A term used to describe a person who cannot or will not stop talking, no matter how boring or pointless their topic of conversation is
2. A person who describes to you the antics of their cat, Snowball, until your eyes glaze over

My boss has diarrhea of the mouth; our last conversation involved donkeys, bananas and his obsession with trains.

by Lois the Lane November 3, 2009

Brick Diarrhea

While shitting bricks is done in 10 seconds,
brick diarrhea lasts for at leat 30 minutes.

I just found a Mindfuck-Picdump.
For an hour I suffered from severe Brick Diarrhea!

by Duffdrinker February 16, 2009

Flying Diarrhea

basically means poo that flies

also called 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'

Joe: i got da flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo flies LOL

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023