Yo did you see that group of hot girls at the club last night?
Yea man I did but I still cant believe you hooked up with the diarrhea dolphin of the group.
I know man it was a mistake.
Yea man I did but I still cant believe you hooked up with the diarrhea dolphin of the group.
I know man it was a mistake.
by fat meat drapes December 10, 2009
by James Dumont October 29, 2006
A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
by GnomenKlayture September 05, 2007
What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.
Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.
by Sincerely Jordan September 22, 2008
Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form
I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob
by PRG Jen February 18, 2010
1. A term used to describe a person who cannot or will not stop talking, no matter how boring or pointless their topic of conversation is
2. A person who describes to you the antics of their cat, Snowball, until your eyes glaze over
2. A person who describes to you the antics of their cat, Snowball, until your eyes glaze over
My boss has diarrhea of the mouth; our last conversation involved donkeys, bananas and his obsession with trains.
by Lois the Lane November 03, 2009
by Duffdrinker February 16, 2009