Flamingo Land

Flamingo Land

1. When in 'Flamingo Land' you are sexually attracted to someone that you should not be.

2. A theme park in the north of England.

1. Boy has girlfriend. Boys friend has girlfriend. Boy is attracted to friends girlfriend. He is in Flamingo Land.

2. I went to Flamingo Land last week with Aimee. It was excellent.

by Lewzerr February 5, 2007

spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

Survey the Land

Moving the flame of the lighter around the bowl in order to see if there is any cash left in the bowl.

Person A: its done dude, lets pack another.

Person B: Hey man, lemme Survey the Land.

Person A: better safe than sorry!

by Wayd.is.life. June 22, 2010

McVandevillesexidick....land

An amazing place, located in the highlands of prumplgruff. Mainly populated by sociopaths and morning talk show hosts. The most famous person to come from McVandevillesexidick...land was Chuck Norris' mothers sisters dogs previous owners fish's sister's owners cleaners cousins from Dubai's long lost relative whom he found on find my family. (Note; there is a pause between dick and land)

I live in McVandevillesexidick....land with that psyco killer. its great.

by Rohannesburg November 30, 2011

Cloughy Land

Where Nottingham Forest fans still live now, reminiscing about the Brian Clough days when he brought them some fame. Even though now they are a poor League 3 team with about as much talent as Jade Goody, and their European victories were about 30 years ago now, which forest fans tend to forget and must re-live the film 'Back to the Future' everyday of their lives.

Leicester fan: "Bloody hell, forest were stuffed 4-0 by Barnet Town in the Johnstons Paint Trophy 1st Round"

Forest scum: "Yeah but we're the better team at the end of the day cos we live in Cloughy land and we wear green jumpers"

by Nigey February 18, 2007

land-bridge

This is the area between a woman's anus and vagina. Previously referred to as the "taint". Land-bridge gives women their own word for this area. The phrase was created because the area is between two holes, like two oceans. The land-bridge connects the vagina to her ass. And it's a lot more fun to say than "taint".

I was fingering her, then my fingers crossed the land-bridge and played with her ass.

by Zack_DK06 July 18, 2007

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014