Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021

slizza thief

slizza is the combination of slice and pizza, a slizza thief is a thief who steals wickedly the last slice of pizza of the box.
he deserves the death penalty

You dirty slizza thief how dare you steal it!

by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020

super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021