poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 01, 2020

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Galaxy Thief

A four piece indie pop/rock band based in the South West of England and includes the members Jamie Eldridge (Lead Singer/Guitar), Ben Watton (Drummer/Backing Vocals ), Jake Trim (Bass Guitar/Backing Vocals) and George Bowerman (Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals). They are named after one of the members stole another members Galaxy Chocolate bar.

They also like performing live so come support them at a show ;)

“Have you heard of that band called Galaxy Thief? They’re so good!”

by the rtl gangbang May 16, 2019

super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 07, 2008