During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
Get the Triple Salamimug. The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.
A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.
by Atooooool May 21, 2016
Get the Scandinavian Triplemug. A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
by sherwinre April 19, 2019
Get the Triple Bypassmug. The act of you and two of your close friends fingerbanging a slut using three fingers each simultaneously.
One Saturday Steve, Levi and Brian were looking for some action. With only one female present they decided to give her the triple trippler.
by Cali St. May 16, 2011
Get the Triple Tripplermug. by pangopango November 22, 2017
Get the triple 0mug. by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022
Get the Triple Submug. Triple F is the cool name for the squad. The 3 Fs stand for Fat Fred Forever. Fred is a fat pigeon my friend found in New York, he was so sexy he needs to live on forever in hearts and memories.
Friend 1: Look at Fat Fred
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever
by BitchWithDumbDefinitions November 29, 2021
Get the Triple Fmug.