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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
by LordJackson August 20, 2022
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Blank Stare

The look that your friend gives you when they are way too drunk. There are no words said and no thoughts behind the eyes. This is when you know it's time to take them home.
She gave me the blank stare, so we left the bar but barely made it out.
by hello der December 6, 2023
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Balkan Stare

A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.
"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"
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switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.
It was an akward switch stare for a minute
by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018
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Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.
Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.
by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025
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Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.
Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."
by johnny92 June 24, 2012
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Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare
by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024
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