the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 20, 2024

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 03, 2017

stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.

I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors

by raybeez February 23, 2022

stage 3 chirp

The ultimate chirp. The using of personal embarassing information against one of the boys. NEVER use these if you care about ya home boy.

Bro you can't say that around these guys. That's a stage 3 chirp.

by Ligmagang February 24, 2020

The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.

Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.

by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022

daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.

That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.

by Cvera July 14, 2017

reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.

I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.

by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021