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kind pls

To be kind. To take things easy. Used when telling others to behave. Used mostly by colorful equines.
by totallyahorse October 15, 2018
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Xmas Kindness

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).
Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!
by Danutcase December 17, 2014
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Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
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Joe kind

Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball

I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨
Woah did you see Joe kind
by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019
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Lia kind girl

She is the kindest person you will ever meet but don’t EVER get on her bad side she will be lia mean girl real quick
Shanya-Lia kind girl is the best l
by Missgurll March 12, 2021
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Kindness

Timmy: i wonder if people on the internet may give me kindness and support for my suisidal thoughts?
Redditard: Lol #looking4attenrionalert die shit, die
Timmy: *kills himself*
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.
Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
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