Killer fucker

Someone who smashes a killer.

I used to date a killer fucker

by urmomknowsmylength January 20, 2022

story killer

A person who ruins a story someone else is telling, by breaking in with an impatient question, or by blurting out a guess at how it ends.

Janice: "So I'm at the grocery store and this guy I never met before takes my hand and--"
Chuck: "And he proposes, right?"
Janice, "Man, are you a story killer or what?"

by Zwieback September 23, 2016

deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.

Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.

by deerkiller December 29, 2007

Kennedy Killer

The best rifle you own / most accurate

Guy 1: you wanna go hunting?
Guy 2: yeah let me just get my kennedy killer

by Jp2309 March 5, 2023

killer dump

When one takes a severe shit. When one unloads a big pile of crap into a toilet,dirt or an out house.

Man i just took a killer dump yo. I think i may have lost a couple of pounds after that killer dump.

by dom martinez October 16, 2008

Cornea Killer

A person who sprays fabreeze, perfume, lemon juice, clorox bleach, Vineager, or any other hurtful substance into someone elses eye causing them to screach out in a yelp of pain.

She strutted around the room like she was a spy with a bottle of vineager in her hand. Poor Mike innocently walked up and she sprayed him dead in the eyes, what a Cornea Killer.

by MathClassAllOverAgain:) May 20, 2011

cooler killer

an overweight person at an outdoor summer event who sits down on and damages the cooler

You see that big woman over there - she is a cooler killer, that cooler will break if she sits on it.

by Groovysoca July 19, 2010