Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet

Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees

by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016