ding dong

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

by I did ur mother at May 4, 2022

Ding Mingy

Lol I don’t have to explain this

Yes, that pair of Gucci shoes is quite Ding Mingy, yo.

by Ding Ming Mingeroo December 3, 2019

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 6, 2022

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

Sling a Ding

To grab someones meaty dick and move your gripping hand in an up and down motion until your hand cramps up.

Yo! Did you just steal my Jaro? Go Sling a Ding man!

by Not HW June 12, 2018

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016